don't cry for me cause I'm already dead!

Mrs. Krabappel & Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies & I saw one of the babies & the baby looked at me.

School Sux!!

Won't it be great to cast off the shackles of Springfield Elementary?'

Current Mood: naughty

I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge

Current Mood: creative

Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

Current Mood: pleased
Current Music: "We Built this Ballpark"--The Cleveland Show

I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause

Current Mood: weird
Current Music: Family Guy Theme Song

Homer, stop insulting us and eat your filth.

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

Current Mood: thirsty

Two Simpsons quotes in ONE!!!

Bart: I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.

Homer: How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

Current Mood: drunk
Current Music: Turkey in the Straw

Hi, my name is Otto and I love to get blotto.

Internet! Is that thing still around?

Current Mood: nerdy

Sold separately... sometimes I feel like I've been sold separately.

Homepage Spotlight 1/04/10

2amtomorning
If you find yourself at the crossroads of insomnia and insanity, this is the place to channel those demons that keep you sleepless. Vivid pictures, poetry, ruminations, and confessions from the nether hours between dusk and dawn. Originally formed to celebrate the city at night, there's a strong urban theme.

Homepage Spotlight 1/04/10

green_future
Dedicated to promoting global sustainability, this community offers a forum for discussing current environmental news, research, and issues with tips on how to make positive, pro-active changes to reduce carbon impact. You'll also find information on how to get involved in eco-activism and learn about events near you (i.e., act local; think global). Offering a wealth of data on earth-friendly products and practices, you'll be inspired to don an organic bamboo cape and save the planet.

Homepage Spotlight 1/04/10

wtf_sexism
Self-described as "a little community with a lot of rage," you can soak up impassioned vibes and read blistering exposes detailing sexist attitudes in the news, pop culture, and science! A must-join community if you are, or love, a feminist. (NB: the topic of whether a "man" can be a feminist is outside the scope of this spotlight, but will probably wind up on the Writer's Block.)

headbag

n. a bag of ice that contains the head of a stuffed toy.
A headbag! Those are choc-full of... heady goodness!

“Oh no! I’ll be socially unpopular... more so.”